"The ladies that work here are very sexy, so be nice!"
"If you come around 11:30 am on Thursdays, you might get the privilege of seeing John Block naked!"
"Be sure to bring a jacket if you plan on dining in. It's always cold!"
"The Sour cream rhubarb pies are exceptional"
"If you usually get queso burritos, try getting the queso sauce on the side."