"Good local Beers. Owner speaks English, which is not common in this city."
"My first experience with Gordon Biersch bottled beer. All varieties = really good. But pricey @ ~$5.25/bottle. Can I get a military discount?!?"
"Huge beer selection (for central PA)."
"Not a lot good to say about it, to be frank. Only come here Weds @ 6:30 pm for a discussion group."
"Why am I always one day away from being the mayor?!?"
"No cable, TV, or Internet. Urban Amish."