"AVOID! Overpriced bags and accessories that all women seem to want. Stay out of this place guys or your wallet will be hurting!"
"This is not a fast food place. Orders can take up to 15 mins, made to order. Relax and wait for the awesome grub your about to receive. ;-)"
"This is not the beach, but I still like it."
"Avoid this place at all costs. Very grumpy old man lives here and doesn't like people!"