"Short on cash, but really want.chicken? There's a built-in TitleMax!"
"If aren't driving a diesel, don't block the diesel pump!"
"You can usually wade to the island when it hasn't rained too much. Unlike most Potomac islands, no boat is necessary"
"Oh hey, they renovated!"
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"Need a 9 litre Clicqout? Look no further"