"Take extra sunscreen and enjoy your time in the sun. You'll have to get your own drunks but no problem."
"Everything is top quality at this resort. A true 5 star."
"Slowest drive thru. Ever."
"Sales staff are great. Service staff extremely slow and unorganized."
"Not sure what to drink? Try the sampler. $8 bucks for 6 drinks."
"Cheese Grillers with tomato soup = YUMMM. Heck, cheese grillers alone are incredible."