"Fantastic Flavours. Ask the staff for their recommendations as they really know and love their food!"
"Make an appointment before you rock up!"
"The Guinness is delicious here. The draught lagers not so much."
"Wifi pw is now 'pineapple'"
"Don't get served by Bitchface mcBattleaxe-Pants, she is tight like a fish's arsehole"
"While the restaurant is being repaired, get a room close to the carpark for good wireless!"