"The last time we ate here we got such poor service that we never came back. That was maybe five or six years ago. I'm sure it hasn't changed."
"They just renovated the customer waiting area. Spacious and comfy."
"Men's room is FILTHY. Stairs under the tracks smell of urine. Welcome to the Jersey Shore!"
"Closes at 3 on Saturday!"
"Check the dates on any food that you want to buy here. Expired food sits on the shelf for months."
"Andy does not work here any more, according to the mayor"