"The beer is always cold and there's an endless supply."
"The Patron seems to always be out. Thanks, Sherry."
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"The boxing classes with Chris are tough. If you want to burn 1000 calories come to boxing and be prepared to work."
"Order the Filet Mignon Bruschetta. It's money."