"All four elevators go up *and* down."
"Bring your own teeth for a special surprise!"
"Check out kathiegagne.com to learn all about my experience with Woodland Terrace."
"The 2nd floor men's bathroom is a festering cesspool of vile filth. It's insultingly disgusting even on its beat days. Beware the rats behind the exposed plumbing."
"Avoid this one during rush hour; they are consistently easily overwhelmed here and do not handle volume well at all."
"This building has lots of rats! They're brave, too, and will run through offices in the middle of the day."