David McAlpine

"My favorite place is the bottom level of the infinity whirlpool. It's not too hot, it's shady, and you have a full view of the ocean. You can't beat it."

"This Sonic was disappointing. Our order was wrong, took forever, and didn't even come on roller skates!! What's the point, then??"

"I know Seattleites are bad at parking, but wow. This parking lot takes it to a whole new level. Be prepared."

"Go see Brian! He'll do exactly what you want and make it ten times better. He knows how to cut hair to fit your texture and style--and he'll explain how to keep it up, too! Plus he's fun to talk to."

"They do a decent job. Nothing special, but if you're looking for a simple men's haircut it's quick and cheap."

"Terrible security lines, but thanks to the lack of organisation, you can break every airport rule in the book. Note: you have to take a shuttle train to all gates, so plan accordingly."