"Falling deeply in love with this place."
"Very likely I will never go back here. The younger man who works the counter is a bullying douche bag. Also, they misdiagnosed my car by $1000."
"Beware the new big front loaders!!! They smoke!"
"Lady of the house loves it when you sneak up behind her and freak her out."
"Not as good as I was hoping, but descet. Will probably go another place next time I crave sushi."
"Beware the neighbors, for they are silly."