"For convenient, affordable accommodations in NYC, this place is better than many. Courteous staff."
"Ask for the healthier menus."
"Unremarkable and dated place to stay, unfortunately."
"Awful, tasteless food. Avoid."
"refrain from leaving valuables visible in your car. True dat."
"take arty photos of mournful mortuary sculpture; reflect on your certain demise and subsequent oblivion; cross the street for a well-deserved beer."