"Go for the onion rings."
"Remember your national trust membership card and park for free."
"Mayhem and hazard at 4 pm on school days near the pedestrian exit to the centre of town. Chelsea tractors in attendance."
"Great place just off M5. Try the coffee."
"Good for Fairtrade (especially bananas)"
"Try the little buckets of French fries. Goes well with the marinated anchovy tapas."