"The new mayor just isn't as cool as the original!!!! Hehe"
"Ewe super gross bathroom! Would it kill them to mop the piss off the floor and give a girl some seat covers?!?"
"Ask for the apple waffles!! Yumm"
"I'm the mayor!!! Sweeeeet!"
"Great service, best car buying experience I have EVER had!!! No haggle pricing is great!!!"