"Sometimes, if you're lucky, you'll find a dollar on the floor!"
"As the new mayor of Lem's Laundry town I will rid our fair wall of dryers from the evil panty thief the ten thousand signs assure me exists."
"The churritos are habitually fried too long."
"spend time with @unitoneoneone"
"The Sparkling Shiraz is delicious, goes well with the berries and chantilly creme."