"Try the Mad Dog 357 sauce, but do so at your own risk!"
"Try the tomato basil soup!"
"Caribou Lou, 151, Malibu rum, and pineapple juice"
"Hotel is great, but the birds don't shutup ... Good luck sleeping in! :)"
"Don't eat here if there is a line or if you ate in a rush, waaaay too slow!"
"Ask for the jalapeño ranch for your chorizo tacos and chips!"