"Bring your own beach towels"
"Calling this a "resort" is a stretch. If you're expecting a self-catering holiday with an RSL across the skywalk, you won't be disappointed."
"Who would have thought a virgin margarita could be so good?"
"Don't forget to validate your parking ticket in the foyer to get a full free three hours - min $12 if you go over!"
"Pathology collection centre opens at 7:30 am even if reception tells you 7:00 am. At least they're consistent - they been giving the wrong time for years."