"Check the specials board!"
"The lifts are confusing at first, then oddly all others are"
"Not pram accessible, but good if you've not got time to go to chop chop opposite"
"Top place to stay, but terrible in room TV. Silver club worth joining"
"Just outside is Lemongrass which does some great hot noodles..."
"Last person to become Mayor buys the first round of drinks!"