"My room had a huge and amazing private deck. This place is absolutely worth the extra money."
"Prices were great but it was because this place was going out of business."
"Top notch hotel. Fantastic and spacious rooms. You can't not use the bath tub."
"The Zombie Punch does not mess around."
"The best gas station in the entire world that exists today in the entire world."
"You get free access to the Anytime Fitness across the street. So there's that."