"Wifi password is : pluckers"
"There's a new menu and the "Pescador" tacos are AMAZING. Best shrimp taco in Dallas. I'm not kidding."
"Yay they canceled the show as I bought my ticket. Going home to download movie now"
"Tuesday is two for one sausage day!"
"There's a dirty make out room in the back. Ask me how I know."
"ps the location is wrong. just follow the santa fe trail and you'll see it"