Laurice Lu

"A great town. Take a little trip and visit St. Patricks church."

"Watch out for dogs. We have lots of stalls for lease."

"Be friendly with the guard. They can help you when in trouble. Give them party food when on night duty. They love it."

"After 6 years of fun filled adobo... We now only serve bangus here."

"A pleasure palace for senses and mind. Tintillating talks from religion to sex."