"Don't wait in line. They're just bagels."
"If your kid is getting bratty, have them join the "bush club.""
"Admit you're only here for free drinks."
"Amazing options for vegans. The Chorizo Sietan Taco pizza was amazing. Also, don't be a jerk. Nobody likes jerk."
"Much more fun than Soniteque"
"Wear pants. You should always wear pants when you leave the house."