"Download the Condition One iPad showcase app to see what we've been up to!"
"Try menkui tei down the street - 1/2 the price, 1/4 of the attitude and 2x more delicious"
"Watch out for Mike L. the intern, he will steal your cupcakes"
"Check out NYU Startup DashMob.com for NYC deals"
"Valet your car for $3.50, it's worth it"
"Go to Carl's Steaks for a great cheesesteak, they're open past 4 on weekends"