"Excellent egg noodle ramen! None of that instant noodle shit. Steamed pork belly buns are good, but $7.50 for two is too expensive."
"Plain slice!!! Amazing pizza!!! Toppings are not necessary, and not worth it. They take away from the purity of the pizza. :)"
"Check yourself out in the gigantic sex mirror. Don't you look amazing??? ;)"
"Amazing egg custard tarts!! Only $0.75 each. Soft custard filling, perfect crust. Buy a few!"
"Check out the sexy asian guy in room 1!!"
"Guac on burrito and side of guac are same price. But you get more guac when you ask for it on the side!"