"Gas pumps suck. They don't lock so you have to stand there holding it. #firstworldproblems"
"Tamales were amazing. Poutine maybe best in VT?!"
"If the Inn has any guests ask to not be in Room 9 - Room 10 will constantly wake you up."
"The best part of the playground is...the garage? Okay, two points for creeper value"
"An employee every two feet. This place will be out of business soon with a payroll expense like that."