"the staff is very kind and attentive to my grandmother. on the downside, they always lose her clothes and shoes and we have to buy her new ones constantly."
"try the banana cardamom bread and have a coffee in the window."
"spar with marg if you like a challenge and don't mind hard kicks to the gut. take master kang's body pump and super stretch classes for a fun and sweaty workout to awesome music!"
"don't get the shrimp, but steak and chicken are awesome! also, pupusas."
"mitch makes the best americanos and other espresso-based beverages. tell him he looks like wesley from the princess bride--he likes that."
"ask howard to recount all the reasons why i LOoOoooOvE amex, which i told him yesterday. i'm not there, or else i'd tell you myself."