"Don't order the Carnitas. They are old and the y are more like chicharones"
"Go to Johnny Law @ The Body Rock Booth and Check out his Portfolio!"
"If u aren't a white business man or a fisherman. Prepare to get eye fucked by a whole room of them. None the less its a cool spot"
"Come in For The Hangover on Two'sDays @ Fern's with. DJ 2legit and cheap drinks. $1 busch $2 tecate $4 rolling rock tall cans $3.75 jack daniels"
"Bring Red Bull and Camel Turkish Silvers"