"The cafeteria here is a joke. It's a hospital. How are all your breakfast foods so unhealthy?!?"
"I can't believe she just rinsed off my chicken filet in the sink because I asked for light seasoning. Sorry for having food sensitivities. Geesh!"
"Thanks for the food poisoning from two sips of sour sweet tea then after asking to change it you hand me a disgusting Pepsi without warning when I ask for a Coke. A whole day vomiting. Thanks again!"
"Seriously? Today I wait inside for 15 minutes for my meal only to find out you've completely forgotten me. I think this place is out to get me."
"Get it together! Some days your grilled chicken biscuits are perfect, then microwaved rubber hockey pucks. Now today, it's a "CAJUN" biscuit only and I'm told I was never sold one that wasn't. BS!"
"It's 30 degrees outside and there's a huge flu epidemic. How do you NOT have hot water in the restrooms for hand washing?!? Preposterous!"