"My first time at this location and probably my last. I pushed the button on the menu, and nobody came over the intercom to take my order. 5 min later I tried again and alas a voice rang through..."
"Don't ever have trash because the trash can is always outside!!"
"Don't eat the last pickle and leave the jar in the refridgerator..."
"I can only knock the dust off so many times....better hook up some grub instead"