"The machines to pay for your parking rarely work. Also the trains like to leave earlier than what the schedule shows."
"Make sure your license plates aren't expired. Elburn cops will leave a nice ticket on your windshield."
"Make sure you dont have expired license plates. Elburn cops will leave you a ticket. They must be bored."
"Don't walk across tracks when gates are down and the train is coming. Saw that happen this morning and Metra staff were furious. Plus, you want to live right?"