"The security lines are ridiculous! Get here early."
"Chorizo burrito w/o potatoes is awesome!"
"If you're going to use your cell phone while you're working out or plan on gossiping at the gym, please do so away from the equipment, so us serious folks don't have to stand around waiting for you."
"service was blah and so was the Cuban sandwich :("
"Try the white pizza with garlic and sausage...absolutely delicious!"
"Try the Buffalo Chicken pizza...absolutely delicious!"