"Wanna know what the time is? Check out TIME ART...."
"Calamari rocks! Don't forget to order one! Don't miss d happy hour as well! Buy 1 take 1 frm 6-8pm!"
"Check out the panasonic air purifier! It works like magic!"
"Please.... Don't get the calamari!!! A 5yr old boy can do better!"
"Sexy place... Things are sexier in the bar... ;p"