"Hug the cats. Pet the dogs."
"One time I forgot my debit card and the falafel dude out front gave me one on credit. Nuff said."
"Chickpea fries and the Seitan medallion sandwich are goooood."
"Try the Roll Of The Month - #vegan #sushi"
"Ranger the blue Heeler is amazing but keep away your children and other dogs"
"The man next to me is letting loose what was at first a hilarious profanity-laced crazy person rant, then I realized it was either about his father abandoning him or him abandoning a child. Le sad :-("