"9 employees working. Only one other customer in the building and I have been waiting for 15 minutes because only one person is qualified to print a debit card."
"Ribs=good, brisket=ok, ham=lunch meat. Better than Oklahoma Joe's but still not as good as Famous Dave's."
"They forgot some of my stuff and I had to drive an extra hour to pick it up. Make sure they double check your order."
"The gravy train is the best omelette!"