"What that Brian guy down there said is 100% accurate."
"Twerk upside down on the door and you'll get a prize"
"Ask for your check when you place your order, it'll seriously take that long for them to get it to you....."
"Watch your back if you steal my mayorship, this is my parents' house, not yours, bitch."
"Get a good lickin' from Payton! It's the best!!!!! Getting one as we speak!!!!"
"Try any of Eddie's Mexican dishes. Just ask Brian!!!!"