"Why are all my classes here"
"Prep school paradise. Prepare for screaming sorority girls and lots of boys with lots and lots of chino Brooks Brothers. Saw people turned away for wearing t-shirts"
"If you love the LU choir, get some. Since you're so close. We play Beruit more times than not."
"Who wants to help unpack this hot mess?!"
"Get the 'Purple,' and BYOB is still good as of tonight!"