"Well well well, time cookie review!, I think is not my day. The worst cookie I ever ate in CFA. Not warm or chuwy at all. Old stock flavor... diss-a-pointed!"
"Worst day in here!... they gave a Club Sandwich with American Cheese (no provolone) and "without bacon"... what an error!!!"
"I am the Mayor here because I love the food and staff. But today something happened to me. They forgot the bacon in my Club Sandwich and then they just give me the bacon in a "bowl", OMG. BAD BAD BAD!"
"Breakfast... is not good!, they have not much variety!. Try lunch instead!"
"I do not understand why every single lady here is so pretty... OMG"
"You have to try the Cobb Salad with Raspberry Dressing!"