"Alright, but nothing spectacular"
"Pastrami & Breakfast Croissant!"
"Cheaper to order the calamari solo & add fish (or shrimp) plate if you're ordering for 2-3. More calamari when you order a la carte & double the fish for less $$$ when you order the fried fish plate!"
"1/2 & 1/2 combos! Oohhh, and chocolate bagels for your marvelous cheat days."
"Pull in more towards the back for the bigger lot and avoid causing congestion by parking in between the few spaces of TJ & Chipotle."
"Circle a few times for parking and be patient! Also, have your ID's ready to be checked before entering so you don't make a line wait behind as you rummage through your purse."