"Slowest Der Dog ever… you’re in Nuevo Mexico baby!"
"Building a stadium that is a crappy form of transit (car centric) and has no public transit (like the monorail) is not only a dumb idea, like, it’s Texas levels of dumb."
"About one of the slowest McDonald’s in the world… I mean? It’s New Mexico, what did you expect?"
"Pricey, but tasty… even better since they got that fat kid living in here out of it…"
"This traffic… you could have been sleeping or working on the train, but no, you chose the worst form of transportation, the automobile."