"Watch out for the infamous Bruno Duregon butthole licker"
"Good luck walking in and not wanting everything in the store. Really great finds!"
"Ask for Stuart, he's super helpful and friendly."
"Sexy barista named Conor works here. The infamous sexpanther"
"Get the tempura role. Such a good choice."
"Best staff out of any Starbucks! They've all managed to memorize my order also :)"