"If you want a massage, ask for Lori. She's the best."
"Lunch special is awesome and actually affordable for great food."
"Whatever you do, avoid the shrimp at Wild Wok. The stir fry is always good, though. Just do chicken instead."
"Booths outside Wildcat = awkward IWU couple haven. Avoid at all costs."
"Crab alfredo is the best."
"Chicken salad on croissant. Actually, everything here is good."