"Get ready for things to get weird."
"It's not neigh its gayyy"
"Taco tuesdays? Naaaah. It's fiesta mondays :)"
"Chris is kind of a dragass, so if you need to get him to go anywhere, make sure you show up 30 mins early :)"
"If you're going to sleep over make sure to claim a couch or the futon asap! And bring a blanket!!"
"Chris is a great cook for dinner :)"