Nope Mayville

"Corey Michalek has a weak backhand on the pong table. Attack it!"

"Make sure to get the caprese salad. Rumor is yet make their own malted cherry balsamic vinegar daily."

"Take it from @jessebrightman and avoid flash photograph at all costs."

"There is a secret way to order your rounds. Tell the bar tender to do the @jessebrightman jig and you and your friends will drink free."

"I've seen @jessebrightman put down 45 potato and cheese perogies in 3 minutes. He recommends the meatballs."

"On Mondays you can find @jsamps doing marathon interviews for associate junior organizational strategic planners."