"Worst haircut EVER. Never ever again."
"If you offer a foursquare special, educate your employees. I was basically harassed by 3 employees when trying to claim my free cupcake on my 3rd checkin. So much for my loyalty."
"9:59. Two minutes later and it rang 26 more times. How am I supposed to pray with all this racket?!"
"It's 9:57 am and your bellower just rang 30 times. If you're not going to fix it, then just turn it off."