"The incompetence of the front desk staff is ALMOST unbelievable. Customer service at its worst. The rooms are disgusting, and the staff is worse. Do yourself a favor and sleep on the sidewalk."
"They have shuffleboard now. Fuck yes."
"Beers are a little pricey. $6 for a coors??"
"Head to the warehouse for darts and ping pong!"
"Ted is the best server here. Can't miss him, giant beard. Give him lots of money"