"Use strangers' wifi hotspots if you want your identity to be stolen!"
"Finally a good salad place in BR! Choose your ingredients and they'll chop it up and mix it all together for you. Fresh ingredients, lots of choices, no frills, affordable food"
"Great dogs and awesome beer selection! If you can't make up your mind about toppings, ask for the "chef's choice" and they'll surprise you with something delicious!"
"For long term parking, skip the airport and go to an off-site lot like US Park. Much cheaper, Great service and a quick free shuttle ride away."
"Play "Valley On The Moon" by Marty McFly and the Pinheads when driving through here."
"No, you didn't just crap your pants, that's the smell of trash"