"Don't come on a busy Sunday evening otherwise you will your order mixed up and no utensils at all."
"The yummiest and freshest sushi in town."
"Just three words: Red curry chicken."
"Poor service and oh by the way, "we speak no spanish" seems to be their motto. Don't you dare using it unless you want a grumpy "chicana" serving your food."
"Beware of attacking swans !"
"Best deal for your $$$ food is way tastier than front beach restaurants. Definitely coming back :)"