"The pastrami meatballs kick ass!"
"The service is as miserable as the food is good"
"Give yourself time. They move slower than a three legged turtle"
"The only thing tolerable was the tequila. Food was terrible and the service wasn't much better. Go next door to Latinos for a better meal."
"Mojo chicken is outrageous"
"The mussels are great but could use some more bread to sop up the juice"