"Get the chicken curry. Ask for an extra plate so you can spoon your chicken over your rice. Enjoy."
"Try the new campfire blast!!! SO GOOD!"
"Try the curry chicken! It's QUITE tasty!!! :)"
"Try the adult milkshakes!!!"
"Attend the Carnival of Madness Tour featuring 10 Years, Chevelle, Shinedown, Sevendust, and Puddle of Mudd on July 24th!!!"
"The "free high speed wi-fi" at Microtel blows. I have practically no signal in my room, and for help they give you some 877 number. Thank G-d for AT&T's 3G network and the iPhone."