"Amazing new executive conference center! Have your next conference here!"
"Best bagels ever! Try the homemade muffins also!"
"No Jesus? No peace. Know Jesus, know peace!"
"Art is the man! He deals with my 6 year old's stories as he teaches him to golf like a pro!"
"The albino burmese python is HUGE!"
"Be prepared to shrug off the sales pitch hard. Really? I want to sit through this crap after being in the car for 18 hours?"